Saturday, April 24, 2010

The Beginning

I know it's a pretty intense title, but I felt that it should be noted when I started blogging. I plan to take the world by storm with updates from my mundane life. I see it as a social experiment. Will people read something that has absolutely no bearing at all to anything? Like Seinfeld.

So, it's a Saturday. I am sitting on the couch looking out the window at what appears to be a grackle. He is enjoying the grass seed I put down to fix the patches. Thanks bud!

There is a fine dew still hanging on to anything green outside. The sun rises in the east, casting it's golden rays through the windows in the new office. Yes, I have a couch in my office, because I'm awesome.

I don't have television of any sort. No cable, no dish, no rabbit ears. My news comes from the AM radio or the all-mighty interwebs. What this means is that on Saturdays I do not get any news, because I live in a valley so no AM radio and the interwebs is not for new on Saturdays.

There has been a lot of discussion of riots across the world, but what else is new? From what I understand, Greece is in a constant state of rebellion against itself. Almost as if democracy were some kind of baboon heart being rejected by a transplant patient...

I wonder if my grackle friend has bird flu... He seems to be twitching an inordinate amount. Maybe it's happy twitching because he found a gold mine of seed in my backyard. Little jerk, I hope he has bird flu...

Well, it's off to do something productive. Or at least something that requires standing.

Peace.